Farmer Joe Does The Farmer Blow

Have you ever found yourself on the bus or in a meeting with out a tissue? You can feel your nose running and no matter how hard you try to fight it, soon there will be a clear, liquid salty substance heading out of your nose and downwards. What do you do? Now, you may be tempted to do one of the following - but please, please DO not ever do these in public. To do so will only cause mass panic and/or riots (I may be exaggerating).





And finally, the most heinous of all nose blowing techniques that should not under any circumstances be performed: